Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Faith

As I lie in the dark
pain circles me like a shark.
From my knees to my hips,
a low groan escapes my lips.
From my groin to my chest
it is impossible to feel my best.
It is hard not to rebel
as my hands and feet swell.
And my poor back,
it is stretched on the rack.
The pain is so bad,
it will made you so mad.
Evil thoughts in my head abound,
in there nothing good is found.
Even in all this, I plea,
Lord please save me,
from the curse of envy and strife.
Return me to a blessed life.
He heard my prayer and with a shout
entered in and ordered all that junk out.
Now my soul is still
as I strive to live his will.
Alas, I know time will tell,
there are other tests I will fail.
But with His being in me
I will always be part of His family tree.
On my own it is impossible,
but with Him  it is possible.

Friday, August 26, 2016

Helicopter

This is a sixteen by twenty inch canvas painted with oils

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Cheap Sunglasses

     I felt fine when I walked into Jeffers Vet Supply.  We stood around for awhile waiting for our order.  Everything was still good as we checked out.  I put my sunglasses on as we were walking out.  The exit was on the right, but for the life of me I could not go out the right door.  I exited the building on the left.  As we walked toward the car I kept lisping to the left.  I did not feel well.  I opened the door for Sheila and just did not feel well.  I took off my sunglasses and realized that the left nose guard was missing.  I decided that I would just wear them, since the sun was glaring.
     As we drove out the parking lot, I had to struggle to keep the car from pulling into the left lane.  That was strange, for that had never happened before.  At the road, instead of turning to the right as I should have, I turned to the left.  Sheila went off on me like a Mexican Muslim.  I pulled off to the left side of the road, and said "I don't feel well!, you drive."  "Thank you." she replied.  We continued on to the mall and the car drove as it always had.  No trouble with the steering.  As we walked in, I held her elbow, not for chivalry's sake, but to keep me walking in a straight line.  Inside, I informed her that I would just sit this one out.  "Do you need to go to the doctor?'  she asked.  Nah, I'll be ok.  My right side was numb, but the left side was excited.
     When we go home Sheila fixed me a nice meal.  That made me feel better, but I could not use my right hand to eat.  I had to struggle with my left hand to put food in my mouth.  The right side of my mouth would not open, but the left side was wide open, working fine.  After supper we usually watch Fox news and by the time Hannity came on I was red faced and pissed off, so I turned it to MSNBC and a strange calm came over me.  As they talked about Hillary, I just fell in love with her.  Ain't that some shilly sit?  What the hell is wrong with me?
     I felt better the next morning and on the way to work, I stopped and bought a new pair of sunglasses.  As soon as I put them on I returned to my old self again.  then it hit me.  With all these left wing democrats loving Hillary, their heads are not on straight.  What they need is for us right wingers to buy them all a new pair of cheap sunglasses, shave the right nose guard down just a little and mail them to all the left leaning liberals.  That will get their heads screwed on straight.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Neighbor

My next door neighbor and his family moved this morning.  Sheila and I were on one side and another old couple were on the other side.  I guess he thought this old age crap is contagious, so they decided to get out.  Ain't that some shilly sit?

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

trump flag

My son in law, Justin Williams wanted me to design a trump flag for his back glass. When he showed up at the shop I showed him the hillary sticker and told him this is what his truck would look like. He laughed and then this is what we woulnd uup with. The trump bumper stickers are for sale, but not the blue ones.


Monday, August 1, 2016

Millennium

No one knows the time, hour or day, except my father who is in heaven.  However we can discern the signs of the times.  I certainly do not know the time, but looking around I feel that time is short.  If it is another thousand years, we are one day closer today, than yesterday.  The important thing is to have Christ as your lord and savior so that when the time comes you will be ready.