The Fan

 I know a little Spanish,

 I struggle with English,

 but I am fluent in dyslexia.

Did you see the thunder?

No, I reply,

but I heard the lightening.

The dog needs to be

checked for flicks

and teas.  That could take

a while.

I know that I am getting

older, my thin is

getting skinner.

My all-time favorite

"When she finds out

the fan is going to

hit the ceiling",

which is much more

descriptive than

the original.  It leaves

the fan and surrounding

area cleaner also.

Put the dishes in

the hamper and the

dirty clothes in

the sink.  If you do

as you hear,

then the fan will

hit the ceiling.

Are you sweeping

or alake? 

No, I have one eye

shut and the other closed.

I have had a wonderful

wife, with my dyslexic

life.  She is a Gemini,

the two for control

fight.  Alas, I, the

third am nowhere in

sight.